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Our first and only spokesmodel (although attractive young ladies are always welcome to apply) got his start at Solid Threads during our first ad campaign. Early on in his career he was bronzed and his chesties were tight and evenly dispersed. However, as you will find out below, Chest Hawk invaded and took over before anybody really saw it coming.
A SHORT, SHORT, TIME AGO IN A SUBURB NOT THAT FAR, FAR , AWAY A UNIFICATION OF THE REBELLIOUS MOHAWK FORCES OF THE 1980'S AND THE AGE OLD POWERS OF THE HAIRY CHEST WAS FORMED. THIS CAME TO BE KNOWN SIMPLY AS THE "CHESTHAWK"		CHESTHAWK TOOK CONTROL OVER OUR UNASSUMING SPOKESMODEL'S STOMACH THE TIME HAS COME TO TAKE IT BACK! THE TIME HAS COME TO SET THE CHESTHAWK ABLAZE. . .

Burn Baby, Burn
Our spokesmodel is a trained professional and this stunt is always performed with an experienced spotter. Please do not try this at home.

Have a moment of silence for the fluffy, free flowing ChestHawk.
Then check out the Solid Threads collection.
A better alternative to lighting your chesties on fire!

The resilient Chest Hawk will surely try to reign again,
but our spokesmodel will never give up the fight for control of his chest,
as a testament to the Solid Threads Collection and good t-shirts everywhere.

Check back for video footage coming shortly and other battles.